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I am an artist-scientist. My life is spent creating artwork by any medium to both express and understand myself through each completed work.

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Level 2 Artist
Normal Whistle
Ranked as Civilian

Latest News

Bonjour, de vieux amis. I return with resplendent gifts filled with joy. My most sincere apologies for the lack of updates here on Newgrounds. For I have been acting in an industrious and sedulous manor for quite some time now. The DISTORTED MACHINE website is now back online with several new additions. One of which is the new STORE located on both the Home and Information page. Please feel free to browse the Store and perhaps even purchase an item, as I would appreciate it immensely. Currently, I am producing more products and illustrating more designs for items to be featured in the Store. Meanwhile, I will be configuring the remaining areas of the website that redirect to the Under Construction page. I would be most grateful if someone could leave feedback, suggestions, complaints, or opinions of their experience whilst viewing the website and/or Store, it would help me improve infinitely.

The JOURNAL page on DISTORTED MACHINE has also been revived. I will be posting frequently there with thoughts, updates, studies, sketches, ramblings, and whatnot. LOOKADIT.

Latest Favorite Audio

Garden Party Miscellaneous Song

Recent Game Medals

SECRET MEDAL 50 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Bridge 10 Points Complete level 10 Medal Stats.
Vicarious? 10 Points Complete level 7 Medal Stats.
Trust Exercise 5 Points Complete level 4 Medal Stats.
New Friend 5 Points Complete level 1 Medal Stats.
Saved by the Elevator 10 Points Barely reach the exit Medal Stats.
Baby Steps 10 Points Beat the first world Medal Stats.
RT I like it 25 Points Gigantor survives the battle Medal Stats.
Acupuncture 5 Points Get skewered on spikes Medal Stats.
Gold Star 5 Points Launch the Turtle Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 10 (From 4 different games.)